taken from www.hollywoodtuna.com
“I don’t watch The Hills , because I’m an adult male, but if I did I’d have to say that Kristin Cavallari is the hottest of the nobodies on that show. Don’t get me wrong, I like Audrina Patridge’s big fake boobs but Kristin seems like the kind of girl I could take home to meet the two actors I hired to play my parents because I wouldn’t want my real parents to know I’m dating a retard from The Hills. Then after the nice family dinner I would bang the shit out of her and never call her again and she could talk all about it on her television show. Call me.”
haha….so true
